Funny Stories about Animals

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Funny Stories about Animals
Funny Stories about Animals

1. Ba ba back sheep

Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he’d first had sex.

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“It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours,” Clem recalled.

“That sounds wonderful,” said Jed.

“Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us.”

“Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?”

“Baaaaa…”

2. Birdman

Little girl: “Why does your son say, ‘Cluck, cluck, cluck?'”

Mother: “Because he thinks he’s a chicken.”

Little girl: “Why don’t you tell him he’s not a chicken?”

Mother: “We need the eggs.”

3. Dinosaur crossing

Dinosaur crossing
Dinosaur crossing

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: It was the chicken’s day off.

4. Dog fishin’

Q: What kind of fish does a dog catch?

A: Catfish.

5. Elephant encounter

Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant?

A: Apologize and wipe it off.

6. Man catches crocodile

Man catches crocodile
Man catches crocodile

A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, “Please let me go. I’ll grant you any wish you desire.”

The man said, “Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground.”

So the crocodile bit his legs off.