Jokes about Lawyers

Jokes about Lawyers
Jokes about Lawyers

1. A man’s logic

A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first.

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She says, “Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and apart of me.”

The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question.

The man replies, “OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the machine”

2. Guess who?

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he’s doing.

Valentine's Day cards
Valentine’s Day cards

“I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine’s Day cards signed, ‘Guess who?'”

“But why?” asks the man.

“I’m a divorce lawyer.”

3. Law school for nuns

 Law school
Law school

What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam?

A sister-in-law.

4. Plastered lawyers

Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

A: It depends how hard you throw them.


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