1. A trip to the doctor
A woman and her husband go to the doctor because the woman is complaining of shortness of breath. After fifteen minutes, the woman comes out into the waiting room and says, “Apparently, my problem is that I have a nice cooter.”
“Excuse me?” says the husband.
“That’s what the doctor said. My problem is that I have a nice cooter.” The husband is a bit angry and goes in to talk to the doctor.
“What’s this about my wife having a nice cooter? I need a damn good explanation.”
“That’s not what I said,” replies the doctor. “I said she has acute angina.”
2. Big girl yeast infection
Q: What do you call a 900-pound woman with a yeast infection?
A: A whopper with cheese.
Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
4. Cat hospital
Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital?
A: To have a CAT scan done.
5. Cookie Joke
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor’s office?
A: It was feeling crummy.